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Baru D.

Favorite magazine- Non- Threatening Boys Magazine
Voice- Leonard Nimoy.
Middle Name- P.
Age- 26.
Grade- 2,002nd.
Plays- Xylophone.
First Word- “Tchau”
First Crush- Thomas, 1st grade (*all the others looked like him and there was even another Thomas!).
Second Crush- Dr. Who
Third (?) Crush- Detective Charles Crews
Perpetual Crush- Mr. Spock
Past Addictions- L’arc~en~ciel and Japanese culture.
Most likely to say- “The numbers are bad”
Hobbies- Listening to jazz music, watching The Colbert Report and the Daily Show, studying, reading
Pet Peeves- liver, rosemary, religious people, telemarketing.
For- carnivore rights, bacon, free wi-fi, Longer school days.
Against- guilty-induced charity, Universal Injustice, chastity pledges, valentine’s Day, Skol.
Favorite TV shows- “The IT Crowd,” “TOS”, “Black Books” and any Masterpiece Theatre serialization of wordy British novels (she’s still a kid at heart).
Awards- Winner of the Andrews writing competition. She wrote about Issues in Ecology and won a book about a anthropomorphic flower who was cold and needed love.
Admirers- Trucker Hat Crazies and Regular Bums from the streets of NYC.
Hidden Talent= Remains hidden.
Mentor- Virginia Woolf.
Top Of Christmas List Every Year- A trip to anywhere far.
Currently Reading- Non-Threatening Boys Magazine.

*Learned how to express her sadness on the writing by Somerset Maugham.

*Makes killer brownies.

*Finally gets a pony, but realizes she never loved it in the first place.

*Made “first real friend” at Orkut.

*Took a bus to the South without permission and got lost.

*Was concerned that her emotional empathy would dimish on account of the “Hermione gene.”

Things About Baru You Might Have Missed-
*Baru requests a trip to anywhere far six times on her Christmas wish list.

*Baru brushes her teeth with Teeth Whitening Toothpaste.

*Baru has a Stephen Colbert totebag.

*Listened to her headphones during most of “The Scarlet Letter”, with Demi Moore, so as not to hurt her father’s feelings by leaving the cinema.

*Has a pathological fear of spanx, girdles and the like.

*In last month’s walk on the park Baru’s T-shirt read “Desacatis!”

*Had a mullet sometime in the 90’s.

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